Are you absolute Legends ready for some up-close and personal epicness and humiliating melee fails? The theme of this week is knife knowledge. Make sure you bring your knives to this knife fight because if you don’t, you’re going home in a body bag. Let’s break down the clips together and vote for which one you think is best.
Our first clip takes us to COD Modern Warfare. When one knife just won’t do, take a second knife and use it too. Our man has a FLAMING KNIFE, as if a REGULAR OLD KNIFE JUST WON’T DO. When he misses the long-range bomb with his cauterizing blade, he “slide-slices” the enemy in the blink of the eye. Play’s so nice, you gotta watch them twice.
Our second clip brings us back to the western wonderland of Red Dead Redemption, where our protagonist made the big mistake of bringing a gun to do a knife’s job. He’s trying to use a gun to crack open a safe, and the bullets just aren’t cutting it. Apparently the safe is made out of titanium, or something. Luckily, our cowboy just got back from Wakanda, where apparently he made some vibranium throwing knives. Where a full clip from his revolver didn’t make the safe budge, one throw of his knife and BOOM! The door falls off. Virbranium for the win!
Our last clip of the week brings us to Rainbow Six Siege. I always thought that everybody played as humans in Rainbow Six, but apparently, there’s an option to play as a lemming, which all of our protagonist’s foes did. Three times in a row, our brain-dead duds jumped one after the other through the window and to their knife-induced deaths. Learn from your mistakes, my dudes. Our protagonist racked up those knife kills like his name was John Wick and those sons just killed his dog!
Well, which clip won? Was it the Flaming Knife Flick, the Lousy Safe Lock, or the Lay Back Knife Attack? Check out the video and let’s hear your thoughts. New episodes are released every Friday 11am PST (2pm EST).
Make sure to vote for your favorite, and we will see you next Friday!
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- November 21, 2020